| Everyone's favoritetest agenda.....is back!!
(9 out of 10 dentists favored agenda)
11:00-2:00
-Chat with Jesus
-Oil my new invention, the Hand-Crank Auto Molester
2:00-3:00
-Be the fuckin' Govna.
3:00-8:00
-Steal Roger's Elegant Watch
-Cause a nasty ruckus
-Put Loren in the Dish Washer (There, I stopped putting you in the dryer...)
8:00-all fucking night
-Wouldn't you like to know!!! .........Oh well, basically just sleeping
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| Yet again, everyones favored agenda....
5:17-5:18 A.M.
-wake up and put on my makeup
-say a little prayer for you
6:00-8:45A.M.
-Listen to White Rabbit
-Question my own sanity, be answered by
David Firth.
8:45-9:00A.M.
-Renact the bible
9:00-2:00P.M.
-Teach Roger proper jazz hands("This isn't a hand spasm!!")
-Spray Loren with a hose.
2:00-9:35P.M.
-Feed Gimp
-Put Loren in dryer
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| Today's Agenda:
8:00-10:30A.M.
-Pick up big brother from library, he's playing Runescape....
-Clean the family sheep.
-Drink Martinis filled with my enemies blood.
-Pluck out nipple hairs.
10:31-3:00P.M.
-Stab meatloaf with an icepick.
-Play the drums....
-Start fire with aerosol can.
3:01-12:00A.M.
-Put Loren in the clothes dryer.
Follow this agenda carefully, lest you be punished by the law....i.e. Bob
(Govna shakes his head in shame...)
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